314eater:

ur so sad you should buy a happy meal

(via andillrememberyou)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via andillrememberyou)

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

(via soggy-tootles)

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(Source: amoying, via orgasm)

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo, via lovemesomecaligirl)

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via lovemesomecaligirl)