burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via unc-ool)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via unc-ool)

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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(via do-the-harlem-shakespeare)

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via self-loving)

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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(via orgasm)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via orgasm)

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via orgasm)